A song for bank 'managers'

I'm glee and glad and glad and merry
As pleased as pleased could be
I'm rosy as a springtime cherry
To lend you my monthly salary

For you work on through the twilight
And strive on through the night
To provide me with the topmost service,
By God you're jolly right...

To tell me my life will be better
With lovely interest rates
You'll send me colourful letters
If my pay-in slips are late.

To your mortgage programs I am faithful
And your many attendants so polite
And by Jove how it would be hateful
To fill your postbox full of shite

And tell your spotty desk assistants
Their lives will not be more complete
By wearing that grin oh so persisant
And stupid buckles on their feet.

trash haikus

A Flowing Blog

I eddy in this
Cess pool of internet.
Streaming for pig sewage.


God I'm bored. I'm sick of writing this blog, which deserves to be deleted with all the rest of the trash that gets published on the internet

Fast Food

My blog is empty like
My stomach. Give my bile duct
A cheeseburger now.